The Worst of the Best Part 1

by Tarbeaux on Fri, Dec 23, 2022

A journey through the worst greens of the sheet

There is a saying I invented that goes: ”to really know someone, you have to look at what he likes that everyone else hates”. As the leader of this godforsaken place, it’s my duty to understand the best I can all the plebes going frantically around those absurd and obsessive sheets. For that, I obviously decided to go through it in the most masochistic way. For users with over 100 rates, I would listen to their worst ranked green on the sheet, provide some commentary, and a voïevoda approved rating.

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Bloodstock 2022: A Review and an Interview with Pupil Slicer's Katie Davies

by Aker on Wed, Sep 14, 2022

“There’s a lot of people who’d like to kick you down in the world – fuck them”

The heat at this year’s Bloodstock festival was scorching and incessant, much like Pupil Slicer’s grinding, eclectic -core based sound. Bloodstock, this year especially, was a tale of two cities; the traditional metal core of the festival seemed more abundant, and perhaps more uninspiring for my tastes, as ever, however the fresher -core core of young bands, mainly playing the tented second stage, presented something different. The beauty of a festival like Bloodstock is its ability to cater to every need.

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Half Time 2022: Sludge Round-Up

by Aker on Sun, Jun 12, 2022

Scraping through the grime at the bottom of the barrel.

I’ve been on a sludge kick recently, so there’s no better time than the present to dive into 2022 Vortexian sludge activity. Sludge confuses members of the Interdimensional Vortex of Conspiratorial Tastemaking and there is little in the way of a consensus. In the shadowy e-pages of a far distant Discord channel, users squabble and bicker over truth of sludge. What is sludge? Why is sludge? If there is a consensus in the pro-sludge camp - a smelly squadron in the community - it’s concerned with oppressiveness.

sludge sucks

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DUMPSTER SLAM MARCH 2022

by Planex on Tue, Apr 5, 2022

The resident slammer of the Vortex is making his best racoon impression once again

We find ourselves again in the dumpster. How did we get here? Were we hungry and hoping to find a stale bagel without too much mold? Is this dumpster a shelter from the harsh natural elements of the alley behind the Burger King? No. This dumpster is the source of the $LAMZ. We dig through the muck to find a four minute weebslam demo with Family Guy samples. Yes. This is why we are here.

trash

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