ScoopMeister's Almostopster: Allegaeon - Elements of the Infinite

by ScoopMeister on Mon, Jun 3, 2024

It would have been weird if we didn't have some tech death

Despite both having their fair share of excellent albums, melodic and technical death metal aren’t easy subgenres to do well, with attempts at both often getting stuck in bland mediocrity and failing to really stand out from a packed crowd. Combining the two is, in theory, even harder, with the need to find the balance between virtuosity and memorability being paramount. Enter my almostopster pick: 2014’s Elements of the Infinite by Allegaeon.

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Vimes's Almost (or future) topster: Messa - Feast for Water

by Vimes on Mon, May 27, 2024

Vimes almost understood the assignment

I’ve been thinking about revisiting my reliquary list for a while now, so when my almostopter turn came, it gave me a chance to check out the runners-up. Man, was making my pick hard! “Should I go with my whimsical side and subject the vortex to Dr. West’s Medicine Show and Junk Band or fly them to Dundee with Gloryhammer?” The temptation was strong, but I had better contenders. I will not spoil the possible nominees to “Vimes’ Topster 2024” and go straight to the point, instead.

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Gadunka's Almostopster: Family Force 5 - Business Up Front/Party in the Back

by Gadunka on Mon, May 20, 2024

Andrew WK, christian edition.

I was 7 years old in 2006. While I don’t remember what I was learning in school or what color of paint chips I was eating, I do remember finding this bizarre CD among my older sister’s collection of christian rock alongside bands like Skillet, Thousand Foot Krutch, and whatever other acts the middle school youth group was deeming worthwhile. By the time I hit 5th grade, Family Force 5’s debut was a mainstay in my portable CD player, coming along in the backseat on car trips and being spun in the basement on my parent’s stereo system.

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Quillon's Almostopster: Suede - Coming Up

by Quillon on Mon, May 13, 2024

You cannot take Sweden out of Quillon

Through this Almostopster project we have now had rap, country, black metal, classic rock such as the Beatles and even some electro-industrial. So what is it time for now? No, not any Swedish punk, you get radio-friendly Britpop instead. As Tarb commented when I told him of my choice; I really had to pick an album by a band effectively called “Sweden”. Although that was actually just a coincidence, I’ll admit it made me more certain it was the right choice as the resident Swede here.

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