The Nerd's Almostopster: Tyler Childers - Purgatory

by The Nërd on Sun, Apr 7, 2024

We apologize for the publication of this article.

Editor’s note: I think The Nërd is at war with himself. No one really knows what’s going on in his head, but this is what he had to say first (to be read with the voice of Hank Hill from King of the Hill). I ain’t writing no fucking review. Far more talented people than me have written about this album so go look them up. Or don’t, I’m The Nërd, not The Cöp.

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knighttomourning's Almostopster: Ol’ Dirty Bastard - N☆☆★A PLeASe

by knighttomourning on Fri, Mar 29, 2024

k2m tries to get the vortex canceled

Before having heard this album, I bought a CD copy of it at a Goodwill for $1. Given that I was a fan of Ol’ Dirty Bastard’s first album, and a Wu-Tang fan in general, I figured this was well worth the asking price. I listened to it for the first time in my car while driving around Madison, Wisconsin, and I had a pang in my brain that I have only had a few times in my life: “Is this my new favorite album?

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Strawberry's Almostopster: The Beatles - The Beatles (White Album)

by StrawberryDeluxe on Sat, Mar 23, 2024

A surprise stone cold classic pick coming from strawb

Unlike most of my fellow vortexers I have more than a topster’s worth of 10’s, so this prompt could be taken from two different angles: an album that is a 10 but I wouldn’t consider to be a “favorite,” or one of my favorite 9’s. If we’re talking about “The 26th album on your topster” the first one that comes to mind is The Pretenders’s debut album, which has just missed my topster two years in a row.

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Anal Nunchuks' Almostopster: Harakiri for the Sky - III: Trauma

by Anal Nunchuks on Sun, Mar 17, 2024

Edgy vortexer, complains about album runtime constantly, then chooses a 70 minute long.

Harakiri for the Sky occupies a very special place in my heart. It was 2017, I’d just come to Canada and high school life had me unravelling at the seams, and I’d just discovered metal due to one site that cannot be named. I was heavily into melodic death metal and shaking off my metalcore past, and I found myself drawn to the Finnish unhappiness of Insomnium. Black metal, meanwhile, proved a tough nut to crack – I found most of it devoid of memorable melody, emotional connection, and poignant themes.

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