annalise's Almostopster: Drexciya - Neptune’s Lair

by annalise on Mon, Jul 1, 2024

Anna not submitting an hour long album challenge (she fails)

In an unsurprising turn of events, I have a funky electronic album to share. If you’ve explored the electronic subgenres of the 90s and early 2000s, you’re probably familiar with Drexciya, the Detroit techno duo of James Stinson and Gerald Donald. Drexciya’s music was inspired by funk and early synthesizer pop (sorry, even my almostopster pick isn’t immune from my love for Kraftwerk), and their releases—which explored nautical Afrofuturism, among other ideas—were highly influential on other electronic artists, especially in the Detroit techno scene as members of the Underground Resistance label.

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Afterthoughts' Almostopster (Kinda): Barishi - Blood From The Lion's Mouth

by ChatGPThot on Mon, Jun 24, 2024

A new and improved thot has arisen

As you all know, Thot is unable to write a review that would meet the high standards of this place, so I had to find a solution. I could write a review myself but I felt it wasn’t right. I needed something else, something that would emulate Thot’s feeling for this album. And then it struck me. I knew what I had to do, even if it was morally wrong. Technology beyond our comprehension was now accessible on the Internet, and I could use that power to help me.

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Carlos's Almostopster: Cold Chisel -East

by Carlos on Sun, Jun 16, 2024

Of course it has to be an Aussie band

Cold Chisel - East  Like many of us, I’ve gone for a nostalgic pick. Here in Australia, Cold Chisel holds a place beyond merely being a popular band; cultural icons would be more accurate. They have at least two songs that could arguably be considered national treasures. If put to a referendum, I’d bet we could replace our boring-as-bat-shit national anthem with their song “Flame Trees”.  While “East” doesn’t feature any of those iconic national treasure songs, it’s my favourite of theirs and it’d be pretty uncontroversial to call it their best.

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Aker's Almostopster: dälek - From Filthy Tongue of Gods and Griots

by Aker on Mon, Jun 10, 2024

This entry is going to be self-indulgent, winding, maybe a bit whiny, but also - I hope - sincere: sorry. - Aker

In a dazed panic, cock-eyed and drooling, Tarb came to me with a desperate plea that I write my almostopster piece a few weeks early. Being a consummate professional, I obliged. Becoming quickly less professional, I forgot to reply to Tarb’s clingy requests in the days following. Feeling intense sympathy for the malnourished goat leader, I confirmed my position on the afternoon of Thursday 6th June. He asked if I was ready.

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